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Bobsprit July 2nd 03 01:36 AM

Smell the wind
 
It's an observable fact. Perhaps there's something wrong
with your nose.

No it's not. No animal, not even a dog can "small direction." They can track
and so can we in a limited manner. It's not the same thing.
But "smell direction?"
Nope, sorry.

RB

Bobsprit July 2nd 03 01:43 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
Oh, Robert! Please tell us that you realise that Scotty was trolling with
that post.

You mean he lied about his waterpump and sailing with his wife??
Brilliant!

RB

Bobsprit July 2nd 03 01:50 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
Don't you do as you please on your boat?

Nope, can't operate like you, Donal. I follow safety laws and regulations and
don't allow drinking on board. If it was truly up to me

RB

Bobsprit July 2nd 03 02:12 AM

Smell the wind
 
You haven't a clue...not one iota....you sail in a bathtub and call it
sailing..

yes, Katy. Enjoy your "superior" vocation and recreation.
In your narrow world, I'm sure it helps you sleep.

RB

SAIL LOCO July 2nd 03 02:21 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
Poor Bobby. What on Earth is going on inside his head?

He's in the matrix!


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Jonathan Ganz July 2nd 03 02:24 AM

Smell the wind
 
Oh please. It's pretty easy to tell from the smell, for example,
that we're close to the city front. The restaurants make it easy
to navigate when there's fog.

Besides, I'm talking about smell, not small. Is that why you're
always ranting about all your possessions? Lacking in size are
you?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
It's an observable fact. Perhaps there's something wrong
with your nose.

No it's not. No animal, not even a dog can "small direction." They can

track
and so can we in a limited manner. It's not the same thing.
But "smell direction?"
Nope, sorry.

RB




Jonathan Ganz July 2nd 03 02:25 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
Looks like you do.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I don't get the connection between a boat and pedophiles.

Liar.

RB




Jeff Morris July 2nd 03 03:00 AM

Smell the wind
 
You can't tell the wind direction by the smell? Do you have some sort of handicap that
impairs your olfactory sense? This is basic stuff, Booby, every sailor knows how to do
this. I was taught to navigate in the fog by sound and smell.

Next you'll be claiming you can't tell what kind of boat is approaching by the sound it
makes, or how far away the rocks are.

Seriously, Bob, what you have to do is a few blindfolded sailing sessions - there's a
whole world of sensations out there, if you just close your eyes.

-j



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Ganzy was right, you haven't got a clue have you?

About smelling wind direction...nope!

Bwahahahahaha!

R




Capt. Mooron July 2nd 03 03:33 AM

Smell the wind
 

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
|
| - there's a
| whole world of sensations out there, if you just close your eyes.

Heh... I just tried that and ran into the door jam! OUCH!! That wasn't a
good sensation!

CM



SkitchNYC July 2nd 03 03:46 AM

Smell the wind
 
No it's not. No animal, not even a dog can "small direction." They can track
and so can we in a limited manner. It's not the same thing.
But "smell direction?"
Nope, sorry.


What a tedious, boring distinction you draw.

SkitchNYC July 2nd 03 03:48 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
I'm truly dissapointed in this shallow and openly materialistic view of one
of
the oldest and most dangerous professions.


RB


Good one.

SkitchNYC July 2nd 03 03:49 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
Nope, can't operate like you, Donal. I follow safety laws and regulations and
don't allow drinking on board.


Booooringggg.

If it was truly up to me

yes?


Capt. Mooron July 2nd 03 04:34 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
I got just a nice all day buzz while sailing today. Beer, Rum, Tokes.. more
beer, rum tokes.... rafted up to a fishing boat and had more beer, rum,
tokes..... got some free lobster and a nice halibut... took off and went to
a nice cove for dinner... sailed back with more beer, rum, tokes.... set
anchor and promptly passed out while having some
beer....z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z


CM

"SkitchNYC" wrote in message
...
| Nope, can't operate like you, Donal. I follow safety laws and regulations
and
| don't allow drinking on board.
|
| Booooringggg.
|
| If it was truly up to me
|
| yes?
|



Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 09:28 AM

Smell the wind
 
maybe it's still up Jaxies' ass?


--
Scotty
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/832067.JPG


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote ...
It's an observable fact. Perhaps there's something wrong
with your nose.





Jonathan Ganz July 2nd 03 09:32 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
A very, very small tool surrounded by lots of fat.

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 17:58:01 -0400, "Scott Vernon"

wrote:

sad, truly pathetically sad.


Bob's a tool.


"Bobsprit" wrote

A boat is a tool









Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 09:32 AM

Smell the wind
 
the key word being 'sailor', leaves booby out of the conversation.

--
Scotty
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/832067.JPG


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote ...
This is basic stuff, Booby, every sailor knows how to do
this.




Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 09:40 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
WTF?

"Bobsprit" wrote
It's just was "I" happen to enjoy.




Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 09:41 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
see?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Only a sailor would understand.

No sailor get's overly romantic about the roots of sailing. It just wasn't

the
case. It was a brutal life. Our version is a joke compared to "real"

sailors.
As I said before, you dishonor the spirit of sailing by attempting to rate

it,
rank it or in any way classify it in some shallow elitist manner.
I'm truly dissapointed in this shallow and openly materialistic view of

one of
the oldest and most dangerous professions.
It's no wonder that I've eclipsed most of you already.

RB




Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 09:42 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
prostitution?

"SkitchNYC" wrote
the oldest and most dangerous profession.





Bobsprit July 2nd 03 11:20 AM

Message for Ganzy
 
prostitution?

No thanks. Your wife is way to old a baggy.

RB

Donal July 2nd 03 10:54 PM

Message for Ganzy
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
C'mon, Donut, it took me a while to come up with the perfect number. 2 was
too few, 4 too many, maybe, 5 would have been unbelievable (maybe not to
bob, though) but 3, yes, 3 sounded like the perfect bait.


.... And it looks like *the* Master Baiter took the lure - hook, line and
sinker.


Poor Bob! Obviously, he thinks that three attempts is a normal attempt at
berthing. Poor sod!



Regards

Donal
--




Scott Vernon July 2nd 03 11:51 PM

Message for Ganzy
 
pity his mom didn't abort her attempt at birthing when she hatched him.


--
Scotty
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/832067.JPG



"Donal" wrote...


Poor Bob! Obviously, he thinks that three attempts is a normal attempt

at
berthing. Poor sod!



Regards

Donal
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