Those plain looking women have that look on their faces because Bobsprit has
his "high end audiophile quality" stereo on!!!!

BWAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get them earplugs Boobie so they can smile!!!!!!!!

That one in the middle is a classic "Jewish Princess"!

Love those nails!!!

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Just think of what they will look like when they hit 50!!!!

BWAAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Captain American sailed to Hawaii in 31 days solo!!!

And Boobsprit claims to be really sailing with all the fem-baggage aboard!!

Toss those women overboard and do some real sailing you PANSY!!!!

BWAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!


"felton" wrote in message
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Well, I'll give you credit for shanghaiing all the women. I've heard
stories about New Jersey. I am starting to fear that they must all be
true as none of those poor girls are showing even the faintest of
smiles. Are these girls the happiest of the six? What sort of
Captain are you that these girls appear so unhappy on such a pretty
day on the water? Were you wearing that Speedo again?



On 30 Jun 2003 01:34:22 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail
more,
further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you
spew out.
I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat.
Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can
get
women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good
looking
and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today,
Shiela from
Virginia, who'll be sailing often.
Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while.
Simply
a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and
a cool
breeze!
Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys,
sail with
wife and her fat friends! No thanks!
This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is
why
Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every
hook I
drop!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

RB

Toss those women overboard and do some real sailing you PANSY!!!!

Just when I thought Loco's post won for "most jealous" Ligniere wins by a nose!
Why don't you photoshop some women onto your boat...if you even have one!

RB

Yes an obvious case of "Hen Frigate Paranoia".... the abject fear that a
woman will interfere with the orderly conduct of a ship..... it stems from
an affliction of "Hamster Dickus".

Being a man... I'll decide who boards my boat... I won't subject myself to
irrational fears of women as displayed by a guy with the name of
"lingerie".... oh yeah that's a manly name alright!

Bob... the babe with the black bikini that's married to a lawyer isn't
getting it often enough. It's a known fact that lawyers don't screw their
wives since they've spent the whole day screwing everybody else.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| Women are not allowed on any of my boats!
|
| And that is the most telling post ever in this NG.
|
| RB