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Toss those women overboard and do some real sailing you PANSY!!!!

Just when I thought Loco's post won for "most jealous" Ligniere wins by a nose!
Why don't you photoshop some women onto your boat...if you even have one!

RB

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Yes an obvious case of "Hen Frigate Paranoia".... the abject fear that a
woman will interfere with the orderly conduct of a ship..... it stems from
an affliction of "Hamster Dickus".

Being a man... I'll decide who boards my boat... I won't subject myself to
irrational fears of women as displayed by a guy with the name of
"lingerie".... oh yeah that's a manly name alright!

Bob... the babe with the black bikini that's married to a lawyer isn't
getting it often enough. It's a known fact that lawyers don't screw their
wives since they've spent the whole day screwing everybody else.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| Women are not allowed on any of my boats!
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| And that is the most telling post ever in this NG.
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| RB

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Bob,
We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days (Saturday and
Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. It was glorious! The gentle chop
rocked my wife to sleep, and I sat back, one hand on the tiller, the other
holding a Monticristo, and couldn't believe how good it all was.
The toughest part of the whole trip was trying to get back into my slip, a
very awkward location, as the wind seemed intent on driving me into the
$300K fishing boat next to me.
Scout

I saw the same thing. After a long, slow motorsail into SWerlies on Friday,
Sunday's run from Absecon to Barnegat was glorious. That is until, some fool
in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass and called leeward in the middle of the
ocean as we were heading to the Barny inlet with a bluefish on the line. He
practically luffed us up and caused us to lose the fish. Those are the guys
who give sailing a bad name (hope it wasn't you).

The Sad liar
 

Weird huh? Caught the same stupid fish 3 times with one cast.

Scotty

"Pony Express" wrote in message
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Do you always use treble hooks when trolling?
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Sounds like our sail on Sunday, steady 15+, wife sleeping, one hand on
the
wheel, Pink lemonade in the other.
I too had a hard time docking, don't know why, took 3 passes to back in
right.


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Scotty
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"Scout" wrote in message
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Bob,
We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days
(Saturday
and
Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. It was glorious! The gentle
chop
rocked my wife to sleep, and I sat back, one hand on the tiller, the
other
holding a Monticristo, and couldn't believe how good it all was.
The toughest part of the whole trip was trying to get back into my
slip,
a
very awkward location, as the wind seemed intent on driving me into
the
$300K fishing boat next to me.
Scout

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you caught her with suzzy?

"Bobsprit" wrote


Yeah, you're right...I happen to know she's less than faithful.

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Ya should'a played chicken with'em.... bet'cha he would have folded faster
than superman on laundry day.

CM

"SkitchNYC" wrote in message
|That is until, some fool
| in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass and called leeward in the middle of
the
| ocean as we were heading to the Barny inlet with a bluefish on the line.
He
| practically luffed us up and caused us to lose the fish. Those are the
guys
| who give sailing a bad name (hope it wasn't you).

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no chance!
Scout

"SkitchNYC" wrote
some fool in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass (hope it wasn't you).

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What's holding her tits up? Belly button?


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
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If you were half the man you claim you'd realize those breasts are screaming
to be cradled and cupped by a pair of manly hands willing to assist them in
their battle against gravity.

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| What's holding her tits up? Belly button?
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| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg
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Better to stand her on her head!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
If you were half the man you claim you'd realize those breasts are screaming
to be cradled and cupped by a pair of manly hands willing to assist them in
their battle against gravity.

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| What's holding her tits up? Belly button?
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| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg
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