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The Sad Truth (for all of you)
The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail more,
further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you spew out. I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat. Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can get women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good looking and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today, Shiela from Virginia, who'll be sailing often. Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. Simply a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and a cool breeze! Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys, sail with wife and her fat friends! No thanks! This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is why Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every hook I drop! http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! RB |
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ROFLOL ..................... ****, whos driving Olive Oil?
ROFLOL.................. S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster" Trains are a winter sport |
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Today we had more wind than ever before
7.5kts! WOW! S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster" Trains are a winter sport |
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Must be lesbians. Cute though.
Of course, why would the Gay Robert Brody of New Jersy be posting pictures of women? It's one of those unanswerable questions I guess. "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail more, further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you spew out. I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat. Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can get women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good looking and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today, Shiela from Virginia, who'll be sailing often. Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. Simply a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and a cool breeze! Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys, sail with wife and her fat friends! No thanks! This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is why Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every hook I drop! http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! RB |
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He must be holding them at gun point... and a little gun
it would be. "felton" wrote in message ... Well, I'll give you credit for shanghaiing all the women. I've heard stories about New Jersey. I am starting to fear that they must all be true as none of those poor girls are showing even the faintest of smiles. Are these girls the happiest of the six? What sort of Captain are you that these girls appear so unhappy on such a pretty day on the water? Were you wearing that Speedo again?:) On 30 Jun 2003 01:34:22 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote: The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail more, further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you spew out. I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat. Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can get women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good looking and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today, Shiela from Virginia, who'll be sailing often. Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. Simply a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and a cool breeze! Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys, sail with wife and her fat friends! No thanks! This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is why Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every hook I drop! http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! RB |
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The Sad Truth (for all of you)
Bob,
We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days (Saturday and Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. It was glorious! The gentle chop rocked my wife to sleep, and I sat back, one hand on the tiller, the other holding a Monticristo, and couldn't believe how good it all was. The toughest part of the whole trip was trying to get back into my slip, a very awkward location, as the wind seemed intent on driving me into the $300K fishing boat next to me. Scout "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. |
The Sad Truth (for all of you)
We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days (Saturday and
Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. Well, it died down enough that I didn't ultimately have to reef. We also had 15 knots for most of the day, with Sunday being stronger air. We certainly had a weekend that made up (somewhat) for the last 6. The amount of sailboats out was pretty funny. I had to really pick my way through past Execution rock to find room to sail. RB |
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That's Forest Hills in the Matrix, Rego Park in real life.
Of course, why would the Gay Robert Brody of New Jersy be posting pictures of women? It's one of those unanswerable questions I guess. "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail more, further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you spew out. I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat. Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can get women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good looking and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today, Shiela from Virginia, who'll be sailing often. Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. Simply a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and a cool breeze! Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys, sail with wife and her fat friends! No thanks! This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is why Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every hook I drop! http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! RB |
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Those plain looking women have that look on their faces because Bobsprit has
his "high end audiophile quality" stereo on!!!! BWAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get them earplugs Boobie so they can smile!!!!!!!! That one in the middle is a classic "Jewish Princess"! Love those nails!!! BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Just think of what they will look like when they hit 50!!!! BWAAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Captain American sailed to Hawaii in 31 days solo!!! And Boobsprit claims to be really sailing with all the fem-baggage aboard!! Toss those women overboard and do some real sailing you PANSY!!!! BWAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!! "felton" wrote in message ... Well, I'll give you credit for shanghaiing all the women. I've heard stories about New Jersey. I am starting to fear that they must all be true as none of those poor girls are showing even the faintest of smiles. Are these girls the happiest of the six? What sort of Captain are you that these girls appear so unhappy on such a pretty day on the water? Were you wearing that Speedo again?:) On 30 Jun 2003 01:34:22 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote: The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail more, further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you spew out. I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat. Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can get women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good looking and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today, Shiela from Virginia, who'll be sailing often. Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while. Simply a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and a cool breeze! Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys, sail with wife and her fat friends! No thanks! This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is why Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every hook I drop! http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! RB |
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Toss those women overboard and do some real sailing you PANSY!!!!
Just when I thought Loco's post won for "most jealous" Ligniere wins by a nose! Why don't you photoshop some women onto your boat...if you even have one! RB |
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Yes an obvious case of "Hen Frigate Paranoia".... the abject fear that a
woman will interfere with the orderly conduct of a ship..... it stems from an affliction of "Hamster Dickus". Being a man... I'll decide who boards my boat... I won't subject myself to irrational fears of women as displayed by a guy with the name of "lingerie".... oh yeah that's a manly name alright! Bob... the babe with the black bikini that's married to a lawyer isn't getting it often enough. It's a known fact that lawyers don't screw their wives since they've spent the whole day screwing everybody else. CM "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... | Women are not allowed on any of my boats! | | And that is the most telling post ever in this NG. | | RB |
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Bob,
We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days (Saturday and Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. It was glorious! The gentle chop rocked my wife to sleep, and I sat back, one hand on the tiller, the other holding a Monticristo, and couldn't believe how good it all was. The toughest part of the whole trip was trying to get back into my slip, a very awkward location, as the wind seemed intent on driving me into the $300K fishing boat next to me. Scout I saw the same thing. After a long, slow motorsail into SWerlies on Friday, Sunday's run from Absecon to Barnegat was glorious. That is until, some fool in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass and called leeward in the middle of the ocean as we were heading to the Barny inlet with a bluefish on the line. He practically luffed us up and caused us to lose the fish. Those are the guys who give sailing a bad name (hope it wasn't you). |
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Weird huh? Caught the same stupid fish 3 times with one cast.
Scotty "Pony Express" wrote in message ... Do you always use treble hooks when trolling? -- ---- Steve S/V Pony Express "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Sounds like our sail on Sunday, steady 15+, wife sleeping, one hand on the wheel, Pink lemonade in the other. I too had a hard time docking, don't know why, took 3 passes to back in right. -- Scotty http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/287229.JPG "Scout" wrote in message ... Bob, We must've gotten it all in South Jersey! We sailed for 2 days (Saturday and Sunday) with a steady breeze of 15+ mph. It was glorious! The gentle chop rocked my wife to sleep, and I sat back, one hand on the tiller, the other holding a Monticristo, and couldn't believe how good it all was. The toughest part of the whole trip was trying to get back into my slip, a very awkward location, as the wind seemed intent on driving me into the $300K fishing boat next to me. Scout |
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you caught her with suzzy?
"Bobsprit" wrote Yeah, you're right...I happen to know she's less than faithful. |
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Ya should'a played chicken with'em.... bet'cha he would have folded faster
than superman on laundry day. CM "SkitchNYC" wrote in message |That is until, some fool | in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass and called leeward in the middle of the | ocean as we were heading to the Barny inlet with a bluefish on the line. He | practically luffed us up and caused us to lose the fish. Those are the guys | who give sailing a bad name (hope it wasn't you). |
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no chance!
Scout "SkitchNYC" wrote some fool in a Tartan 30 wanted to play hardass (hope it wasn't you). |
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What's holding her tits up? Belly button? "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg |
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If you were half the man you claim you'd realize those breasts are screaming
to be cradled and cupped by a pair of manly hands willing to assist them in their battle against gravity. CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | | What's holding her tits up? Belly button? | | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... | http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg | | |
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Better to stand her on her head! "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... If you were half the man you claim you'd realize those breasts are screaming to be cradled and cupped by a pair of manly hands willing to assist them in their battle against gravity. CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | | What's holding her tits up? Belly button? | | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... | http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg | | |
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