On 3/17/2014 9:46 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
...Catholic friends from New Haven who send me outrageous cultural jokes
and stories. This one popped in over the weekend, and I thought it was
hysterical.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."


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The parish priest was talking to a group of young children about stories
in the Bible. He asked them, "Who can tell me about the Resurrection"

A 6 year old raised his hand and said, "I know you are supposed to call
your doctor if it lasts for more than four hours."