"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"Tim J." wrote in message
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote...
"BJ Conner" wrote...
"leaves with palm oil "
Palm oil is really dangerous, It's not allowed in many
countrys now,
Australian for one.

lmao. i knew i could count on you, bj, to brighten this
dreary
monday
morning.

No ****. I think palm oil was about the least of riverman's
worries, wot?
--
TL,
Tim

yeah, well, scoff if you will, but just the other morning, on
the way to
work, i saw a 9 year old kid carelessly stick a curious toe into a
*small*
puddle of palm oil. i was unable to prevent the tragedy. within
four
seconds of contact, the evil substance had literally melted the
flesh from
her bones. oh, god, will i ever forget the stunning, pure
....whiteness...of
her lower leg bone.

thank god the aussies have moved quickly to spare *their*
children, and
senior citizens! when will we, arrogant, slothful *******s that we
are, act
to prohibit the importation of this hellish liquid?

contact "p.a.p.o", in care of bj conner's email addy, for
details of how
to help--won't you help? now, before it's too late...

yfitons
wayno

Codswallop!

When palm oil is outlawed only the gubmint will have palm oil!

My wife, yes. My dog, maybe. My palm oil, NEVER!

If they want my palm oil they'll have to slide it from my slippery
dead hands!

Wolfgang
i am the npoa and i vote.