On Wed, 26 Feb 2014 08:51:42 -0600, HanK wrote:

On 2/26/2014 8:03 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
There was no kid walking through the neighborhood with a soft drink and
a bag of candy.

You have a knack for dressing the facts to appear differently.

In actuality, the real victim took his trusty kel-tec from his pocket,
pressed it against his aggressors chest and fired a warning shot. The
aggressor immediately stopped pounding on the victim. So what is this
bull**** about a soft drink and candy?

Some would question his veracity. Some wouldn't.