Thought for the day:

With Coca-Cola airing a multilingual Stupor Bowl ad celebrating
diversity and Pepsi being an outspoken advocate for gay rights, what
non-alcoholic beverage is left for the right wing to drink?

Might we suggest a tall, cool, refreshing unfiltered glass of West
Virginia tap water?
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There’s no point crying over spilled 4-Methylcyclohexanemethanol.