On 1/22/2014 1:00 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:

I'll be watching the singing of the National Anthem at this year's
stupor bow.

Renee Fleming will do the honors.

http://tinyurl.com/kal9led

Finally, someone who really can sing.

After that, I won't be watching the stupor bowl.

If it's OK with your wife, you have our blessing. ;-)