....about A Trip To Italy.

A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to

end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just

before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome

young man stopped her.


"You have so much to live for," said the man.

"I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I

can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care

of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."



With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had

always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night

the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but

comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on,

every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle


of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks

later she was discovered by the captain during a routine

inspection.


"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.


"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"

she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip

to Italy ."



"I see," the captain says.


Her conscience got the best of her and she added,

"Plus, he's screwing me."


"He certainly is," replied the captain.

"This is the Staten Island Ferry."