On Mon, 25 Nov 2013 06:57:31 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

Johnny is used to handling a "tiny little thing" multiple times on a daily basis.

Hey Squirt!!

If I did as you say, it'd show a set of gonads, now wouldn't it?

Have you got gonads yet? Which is your preference, Sharia? Mexican?

Satisfied with my holster response?

Actually, you're correct. I usually handle that 'little thing' several times daily. I like to aim
when I pee. I suppose I could *not* handle it and pee down my leg! How does that feel - several
times a day?

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!