On Sun, 10 Nov 2013 10:38:34 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

I have no choice. I am bored out of my mind.

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You need a boat !

How about a pocket trawler you can keep on a trailer?

http://www.yachtworld.com/boat-content/2011/02/pocket-trawlers-five-for-value-and-versatility/