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Default Terri and Terry

Where is this going?

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'Wow,'
the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before. She says, 'sit down Terry.' all the
children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's names.'

''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Terry and the girls are
all named Terri."

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'are you serious? They're all named
Terry?'

Their momma replied, 'well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get
them out of bed and ready for school , I yell, Terry!' an' when it's time
for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' and they all come a running. And if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'but what if you just want one kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last names.'
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John H.

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