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On 7/19/13 10:53 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 7/19/2013 10:23 AM, Hank© wrote:
On 7/19/2013 9:05 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jul 2013 16:34:10 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 7/18/13 4:27 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 18 Jul 2013 12:21:49 -0400, "F.O.A.D."
wrote:

Here's the real bull**** story:

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold
front teeth, and a half inch thick
gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to
pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something
for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.
We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
A chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL,
And he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of
your job,
The assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's
And has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .....


John (Gun Nut) H.

What a bigoted narrow minded piece of trash you are.



Herring is just seething with hatred for minorities of color, and his
anecdote is all the proof you need.

Color? Is this color?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...KWHT_zoom1.jpg



You're a joke, FOAD.

John (Gun Nut) H.

I think Harry's profiling, cuz there was no reference to colored people
in your joke.


He does tend to step in it often...


Speaking of stepping in it...how old was the girl who broke your jaw
when you were 12?