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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Jun 2013
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here you go JPS...
On 6/27/2013 11:42 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 6/27/13 11:29 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jun 2013 08:17:58 -0400, iBoaterer
wrote:
In article ,
says...
Pass a law to ban this:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/06/26...acked-her-home
And a gun locked in a safe would have prevented this HOW?
You buy a safe that is quick opening like this
http://www.gunsafes.com/GunVault-Min...1000C-DLX.html
Put it in your "safe room" (with a door that locks) and retreat there
and lock the door when you first think you are in trouble.
That buys you the 5 seconds you need to open the safe and retrieve
your gun. It also gives you a very good legal defense if the bad guy
kicks in the door and you shoot him, even in the "obligation to
retreat" states.
A big dog will give you even more time.
None of this is necessary, of course, if you come across a kid on the
street carrying a soft drink and a bag of candy. Just shoot him. Make
sure you are in Florida, of course.
It's not quite that simple. There is some necessary preparation. First
you need to position the 200lb kid face down on the pavement and get him
to scrape his knuckles. Then you need to bloddy the back of your head
and break your nose. Finally, you need to lie on your back, shimmy under
the boy thug and carefully place a 9mm slug in his chest cavity. All
while no one is looking.
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