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On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:07 -0400, JustWaitAFrekinMinute
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Cite that law. (SS card) I know I haven't missed mine, all my life.
The USCG never asked for it, nor did IBM, the state of Florida,
everyone I contracted with or any bank or financial institution I
dealt with.

SSA didn't even want to see it. Why do you need one?


Only document that ever held me up is a Birth Cert, I don't have one...


My birth certificate was the one issued by the hospital with my
footprint on it
When I got my Fl Drivers license they screwed with me about why it
wasn't an official DC public document. (raised seal etc)
I took off my shoe, held up my foot and said "see, it is me". The lady
laughed and stamped my application.

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My mother did not have a birth certificate. Born in a snow storm in Western
Nebraska, and doctor figured she would not survive and did not file the
paperwork. She showed him, died 5 weeks short of 96. But to get Social
Security, had to go to the 1920 Census paperwork to prove she was born in
1914.