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Default Lovely Day on the Golf Course Today!

On Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:11 -0400, wrote:

On Thu, 23 May 2013 22:02:23 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:02:09 -0400,
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Last time I played I was on the green on a par 5 in 2 (dreaming of an
eagle) and 6 putted the green.


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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, practice, practice...

(Old New York City joke, works for putting also)


The problem is I only like hitting the driver ;-)

insert 800 pound gorilla joke here


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What you need is a driving range, not a golf course.