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Default One of the funniest threads ever...

On 5/23/13 9:13 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 5/23/2013 9:11 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:07 -0400, JustWaitAFrekinMinute
wrote:


Cite that law. (SS card) I know I haven't missed mine, all my life.
The USCG never asked for it, nor did IBM, the state of Florida,
everyone I contracted with or any bank or financial institution I
dealt with.

SSA didn't even want to see it. Why do you need one?


Only document that ever held me up is a Birth Cert, I don't have one...


My birth certificate was the one issued by the hospital with my
footprint on it
When I got my Fl Drivers license they screwed with me about why it
wasn't an official DC public document. (raised seal etc)
I took off my shoe, held up my foot and said "see, it is me". The lady
laughed and stamped my application.




Well, I was never born... maybe don was right, I was hatched. It caused
me the most trouble the first time I went to get my DL. Took a lot of
work to get around it here in CT for some reason. I do have a "notice of
registration of birth", but apparently it's not the same to the ct
mvd...



You were born in Sparta and then dumped by your parents for the usual
reasons there.