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JustWaitAFrekinMinute JustWaitAFrekinMinute is offline
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Default One of the funniest threads ever...

On 5/23/2013 9:11 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:07 -0400, JustWaitAFrekinMinute
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Cite that law. (SS card) I know I haven't missed mine, all my life.
The USCG never asked for it, nor did IBM, the state of Florida,
everyone I contracted with or any bank or financial institution I
dealt with.

SSA didn't even want to see it. Why do you need one?


Only document that ever held me up is a Birth Cert, I don't have one...


My birth certificate was the one issued by the hospital with my
footprint on it
When I got my Fl Drivers license they screwed with me about why it
wasn't an official DC public document. (raised seal etc)
I took off my shoe, held up my foot and said "see, it is me". The lady
laughed and stamped my application.




Well, I was never born... maybe don was right, I was hatched. It caused
me the most trouble the first time I went to get my DL. Took a lot of
work to get around it here in CT for some reason. I do have a "notice of
registration of birth", but apparently it's not the same to the ct mvd...