On Wed, 15 May 2013 07:31:48 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

you are and you always shall be
an asshole.

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Harry, no one will dispute your expertise in such matters. All other
fake, wannabe assholes pale in comparison to your greatness. As a
matter of fact, I was going to nominate you as Time magazine's asshole
of the year.

They sent me back a polite form letter stating that 3,429 people had
already beaten me to the punch.

Can that many people be wrong? Not likely.