WASHINGTON —In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against
the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that
Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President
Abraham Lincoln.

The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean
Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln
assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.

According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed
Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”

The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen.
Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by
Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She
has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban
missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”

Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement
indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s
assassination because she was born in 1947.

“That’s what she wants us to believe,” Sen. Graham said.
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Thanks, Andy, for putting the right wing crazies in perspective.