On 3/19/2013 1:12 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
If my alarm is going off, then most of the lights in the house are no
"on." If the intruder is "walking up the staircase," then he already
knows, drunk or not, that he's not at home. I am not, after all, a
gun-crazy right-winger.

You are a gun-crazy left winger.
How do you make your lights no"on"?