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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Feb 2013
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Little Johnny
On 3/2/13 9:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
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I'm usually very sensitive to little Johnny jokes. But, I'll share this one:
The absolute best Little Johnnie Joke:
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from
The hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house,
Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What
a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little
feet,beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be ****ed if he needed glasses.
Yeah, babies born mutilated are SO much fun....
It's astonishing the sort of crap Herring thinks is humorous.
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