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Earl[_76_] Earl[_76_] is offline
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thumper wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:


We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.


Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake
with a knee on the wheel.

The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me
IN THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to
the 55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still
in the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he
actually stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!

Blueberry? Mmmmm...