On Friday, February 22, 2013 9:32:13 AM UTC-4, John H wrote:
...especially Maryland's and Massachusetts'! I understand a lot of Canadians visit Wyoming for some

reason or other...



KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO



Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delawa We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are

Real Good.

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line of Defense from The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshi Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico: Yes we are part of the United States!

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least we're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Edyo-cashun State

Texas: Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ay, Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: We have more rain than you do

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

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Salmonbait



All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


Duh!
Someone has to pleasure the Wyoming women if the men are out chasing sheep.