Know your state motto...
....especially Maryland's and Massachusetts'! I understand a lot of Canadians visit Wyoming for some
reason or other...
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delawa We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are
Real Good.
Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: First Line of Defense from The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshi Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico: Yes we are part of the United States!
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least we're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Edyo-cashun State
Texas: Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Ay, Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: We have more rain than you do
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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Salmonbait
All decisions are the result of binary thinking.
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