On Jan 31, 10:55*am, "678.714.5764" wrote:
****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. *****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. *Your company seems to run very efficiently. *What's the secret
to your success?" *The director replied, "You must surround yourself
with intelligent people." *****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
people I hire are intelligent?" *The director answered, "You must pose a
question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. *Watch -
I'll demonstrate." *He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." *Derek
appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
sister. *Who is it?" *Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
course." *"Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
lounge. *****wit was impressed. *"Thanks a lot for that. *I'll use it
when I get back to Lake Lanier."

When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
serving as an office and put him to the test. *"Uh...your parents have a
child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. *Uh, who is
it?" *Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. *"Boss, I'll
have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
shack. *He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. *Then he
thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. *I'll bet he knows the
answer!" *Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. *Douchebag said,
"Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
and not your sister. *Who is it?" *Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
me, naturally!" *"Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
hung up the phone.

Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
your riddle. *It's Rupert McCallum!" *Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"



LOL! At last you came up with something that was
humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is.