ESAD wrote:
The National Rifle Association generously donated assault rifles to
survivors of the Newtown massacre today, telling the group that the
only way to prevent another attack is to arm themselves to the hilt.

At a press conference in Newtown, CT, NRA President Wayne LaPierre
said his organization was sending UPS to each and every family with
children who survived the Sandy Hook attack a free Bushmaster AR-15,
the same type of gun used in the shooting.

In a fiery and defiant speech LaPierre reiterated his credo that 'the
only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun', and
implored the famlies of the surviving children to keep their little
ones safe:

"Frankly when I heard about the shooting I was shocked. I mean how
irresponsible can these parents and teachers be? There was seriously
no one at the school packing an assault rifle? Of course it was a
target!"

"I have to tell you I was angry. If the adults on site were armed they
could have saved lives. But then I realized that maybe through no
fault of their own these parents and teachers simply couldn't afford
assault rifles."

"So we've started a non-profit program here at the NRA called Guns For
America (GFA), which will send every future victim of a mass shooting
the exact same firearm used in the attack. This way these folks will
be ready to stop the next one before it starts."

A Well-Regulated Militia...

LaPierre then called on the federal government to loosen restrictions
on more powerful firearms so that GFA can send bigger and better
weapons to its beneficiaries:

"If the shooter brings a pistol, you should bring an assault rifle.
And if he brings an assault rifle, you should bring a grenade
launcher. And if he brings a grenade launcher, then you should bring a
bazooka."

"And if he brings a bazooka, then you should bring a tank. And if he
brings a tank - which isn't likely, but anything is possible - then
you should seriously consider investing in an anti-tank missile
defense system.

"And if you can't afford an anti-tank missile defense system, don't
worry. The NRA is sponsoring legislation right now that will allow the
sale of anti-tank missles on EBay, which should cut costs considerably."

"I promise the citizens of Newtown that we will not rest until every
parent in America is packing an assault rifle and every school in
America is equipped with an elaborate anti-tank missile system to stop
future deranged shooters from launching even more deadly attacks."

The rifles are expected to be sent in the coming days. According to an
arms control expert there appears to be no restrictions on sending
assault rifles through the mail to people who aren't expecting them.

Source: http://tinyurl.com/bkknlg4
No wonder you don't have the time to get a ****ing job and pay your
****ing taxes, you POS.