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Default Dear Abby

On Jan 3, 5:16*pm, Meyer wrote:
On 1/3/2013 2:42 PM, wrote:





On Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:01:24 PM UTC-4, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,


My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge


credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,


he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum


and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up


with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our


neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are


an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,


running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week


he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is


the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last


straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with


him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can


you help?


Signed, Lost


Dear Lost,


Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the


White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for


everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest


of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.


Signed, Abby


I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.


Damn, you're stupid.


B-I-N-G-O !!!!!!!!!