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Meyer[_2_]

On 1/3/2013 2:42 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:01:24 PM UTC-4, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum

and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up

with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our

neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are

an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,

running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week

he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is

the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last

straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with

him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can

you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the

White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for

everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest

of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

Signed, Abby

I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.

Damn, you're stupid.