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On 12/28/12 9:08 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2012 7:06 PM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I
can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.

No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking
"surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I
simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent.

"Joke-ranking surveys?" What the **** is that?

Can't find even one survey that makes this the top joke right now, or
ever.... guess he just made it up, but that's our harry...

snerk, or, if you prefer Q.E.D.