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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Dec 2012
Posts: 31
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Best joke in the world.
ESAD wrote:
A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the
operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I
can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a
shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck 
Old and reused.
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