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Harry Krause
 
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Default OT--Weaslyl watch begins

Mark Browne wrote:
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NOYB wrote:

How are the computer programmer unions fairing these days, jps? Do

*you*
employ any union members? Why not?



Interesting, of those in my high school graduating class, 96% of whom
went on to college, and many to top Ivy schools, not one - and I mean
not one - professed a desire to be a dentist.

physicians, yes
lawyers, yes
veterinarians, yes
journalists, yes
teachers, yes,
nurses, yes
and so on and so forth.

But no one wanted to be a dentist.

Now I understand why. Too many rectal fissures like you in the field.


"Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be...a dentist."

Giggle.


Why would you want to be a dentist?

I wonder what KYOB spends his days looking at? Hmmm ... Lets see - looking
up peoples nose with a very bright light all day? Do you suppose he has
nightmares about giant crusty boogers?

On the other hand, you do get to enjoy the after-effects of a salad with
extra garlic and onions. Do you think it is better the second time around?
Could that be the attraction?

How often do you suppose a working dentist has to get checked to see if he
got AIDS from a scratch while working? Do you think that double gloving will
prevent blood born diseases?

I suppose this stuff justifies the high wages - why else would anybody put
up with it?

No wonder dentist off themselves in such high numbers!

Mark Browne
PS - Damn spell checker - it keeps trying to chang NYOB to KNOB. Is Bill
Gates trying to tell me something?



NYOB has stated the reason he went into dentistry was to make bushels of
money. Nothing wrong with that, I suppose. Most of the folks in the
healing arts I know, however, went into their profession to help people.


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