This is sooooo appropriate...

*Fox News* reporting "accidental" discharge of *concealed carry* firearm
by a *moron* standing in line at a *Texas* *Wal-Mart." Sadly, a child
was wounded. What a confluence...Fox News, accidental discharge of
firearm, concealed carry permit, moron, Texas, Wal-Mart.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/190964...-checkout-line