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Earl[_28_] Earl[_28_] is offline
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Default For my good fundie friends...

X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And
no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as
yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and
I was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches
and into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where
they belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the
campaign rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places
in southern Maryland are in public schools, and there are no
politicking is allowed within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.

I don't care where I vote an I'm mature enough to not be offended by
simple things.