On Jan 1, 8:40*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 4a06c50c-9c83-4185-824b-
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On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

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She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
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I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
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It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. *We're humble people.

Tell us more about that humble Zimmerman like lobsta' boat, and Yale
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Gertrude Matilta's lobster boat is a thing of beauty, a wonderful
blending of form and function. A delight to behold. Of course, the
boat is registered in another un-named state "for business reasons."

At Yale, Gertrude Matilda was a classmate of George W. She and other
members of the "in crowd" used to laugh at George W. and his frat boys
as they walked across campus. You will not find her name among the
Yale alumni "for security reasons." She later worked in Viet Nam in a
top secret operation and her identity has been erased for obvious
reasons.