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On Dec 29, 9:06*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...



... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!


I am soooo proud of Gertrude Matilda. She also comes from a very
adventurous family. Her mother once received a fireboat welcome in
New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash tub.