On 12/24/2011 2:19 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/24/11 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted
one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section
of the Huntingtown Safeway!



D'oh. I don't hunt.


Then what were you doing in the turkey section with a shotgun?