On 12/24/2011 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section of the Huntingtown Safeway!

Another new gun? Someone should alert him that most guns can be used
again after they've been shot. Usually they are as good as new if you
field strip them and clean them.