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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher[_2_] His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher[_2_] is offline
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Default Why God created the Animals?

On Dec 19, 11:58 am, "?" wrote:
On Dec 19, 6:43 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

wrote:
I think this is another mystery of the Universe.


Why are you pondering **** like that at sunrise when you could be out
and about, cruising the beach and checking out the bitches?


Actually my beach is very depressing. As I said, the area is full of
**** --that's dog **** and cat ****-- and the bitches are not that
great. We also have our share of bums, who spoil the whole thing and
makes you wonder about the meaning of "life's a beach."

Remember our motto: "We need more Beach Bums, and fewer bums."

Even in beautiful Key West --paradise for cyclists and motorcyclists--
the bums spoil the landscape.

What can we do? Well, it is said "THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT
SOLUTIONS."