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X ` Man wrote:
On 12/17/11 7:28 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 17:32:45 -0500, X `
wrote:

On 12/17/11 5:23 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 16:18:44 -0500, X `
wrote:

On 12/17/11 4:13 PM, Happy JH wrote:

You are likely bitter about not getting into the military, they
thought
you were too stupid.

Now, *that* is funny. Yeah, I'm bitter about not being drafted,
and sent
to vietnam. Right. That's it.

What a frippin' moron you are. Bitter about *not* getting the
military.
Snerk.Snerk.Snerk.

Harry, do you think you'd still be as fascinated by firearms if
you'd spent some time in the
military?

I don't know, John. Do you think you'd be as fascinated by little
pockmarked balls if you hadn't spent some time in the military?

Most likely. The little buggers have got my weight down and my
cholesterol down. Unless you've been
on a hell of a diet, golf would probably help you also!

You're basing this on our two brief encounters at the marina eight
years
ago? From the photos you've posted here, you look like an HIV-positive
male before any of the drugs were discovered...thin, frail, and
brittle.

That's simply your perception. Last time on the scale I weighed 184
lbs. At 75.5", I'm just about
where I should be. Now, if I were grossly overweight, I'd look at
someone with my build and think he
was an HIV-positive male before drugs - thin, frail, and brittle.

But, like I say, it's a matter of perception. Walking 15-20 miles a
week would do wonders for you.

BTW, I've seen the pic of your fingers.

Wow...you've seen photos of my fingers and that tells you...nothing.
No wonder we got our butts kicked in Vietnam.

*That's* a lame response!

-HB

Well, he has to deflect from the fact that he's a nasty fat slob. And a
coward.