Harry Krause wrote in message ...
Doug Kanter wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Let's see.....dog or woman....dog or woman...dog or woman.....the dog
has
bathroom habits like a baby....the woman does not. Can't kiss the dog
unless
I'm crazy. Hmmm....I'll take the dog.


I just don't get this dog thing.
Wait just a minute there. You've never kissed a dog? I mean a dog of the
canine variety? What kind of man are you?

I realize that a large segment of the population thinks it's cute to be
licked on the face by an animal that licks its own ass, any other dog's ass,
and any pile of **** if finds on the curb, but I just cannot get excited
about it.

I'll tell ya what's fun, though: When I'm gardening and a dog-bot stops
their beast to do its business on my lawn, I get within 10 ft the dog, hold
the pitch pork menacingly, and politely ask if they could be sure to NEVER
stop the dog for 10 feet either side of the property line. I've even made
black people turn white before they've moved along to ruin someone else's
world. And, I can throw a pitch fork about 20 feet, with astounding
accuracy.

Dogs. Bah.

Ooooh. As un-American a statement as I've read here.

Woof.

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this
selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never
proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog… He will kiss the hand
that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come
in encounter with the roughness of the world… When all other friends
desert, he remains."
- George G. Vest