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On Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:53:49 -0400, X ` Man
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 12:30 PM PDT -KOS

Herman Cain re-remembers amount of hush money paid to employees

If the restaurant association did a settlement, I wasn?t even aware
of it and I hope it wasn?t for much. If there was a settlement, it was
handled by some of the other officers at the restaurant association.

Herman Cain a few hours later:

Maybe three months' salary. I don't remember. It might have been
two months. I do remember my general counsel saying we didn't pay all of
the money they demanded.

Herman Cain today:

The financial settlement with the accuser "was in the vicinity of 3
to 6 months' severance pay," he said, adding that the payment was "not
outside our guidelines for what most people get ... when they leave the
Restaurant Association involuntarily."

So in the span of 24 hours:

He knows nothing about a settlement.
Okay, he knows about a settlement, but it was only two to three
months' salary.
Okay, that settlement he didn't know about yesterday, but then
remembered it was only two to three months' salary, was actually three
to six months.

You know, at the current rate of Herman's recollecting, he's about a
week from admitting that okay, yeah, he raped and killed a few girls and
ate their livers with some nice chianti and used their skins to make a
nice winter coat for his wife?who comes up to his chin, you know?and
paid off their families with two or three or six months' pay and a
lifetime supply of pizza to keep it on the down low. But that's it.
Story's over, nothing to see here. Now let's talk about that 9-9-9 plan ...

I suppose it all depends on what the woman was doing. If she was
standing in front of him and he was holding his hand under his chin
saying she was a short as his wife, it may be a slur on short people
but it is not sexist.
If she was kneeling getting something out of a file cabinet and he was
holding his hand at belt buckle height, they might have a case,
particularly if he made the flat head, beer joke.

The far lefties have already prosecuted him without knowing what
happened yet. And I see by Harry's remark about a settlement meaning
there was some foul play, that he doesn't realize that many, many times
in this litigious society that it's quicker, and less costly to just pay
than defend.