I was walking past a fenced yard the other day. There was a sign on the
gate indicating a gathering of rec. boats "righties" and iLoogy. I could
hear them shouting "13…13…13…13…"

The fence was too high to see over, but a fellow ahead of me on the
sidewalk apparently found a little gap, so he looked in to see what was
going on…

One of the rec. boats idiots poked him in the eye with a stick.

Then his fellow rec. boats righties started shouting "14…14…14…14…"

And that's what you mindless righties have turned rec. boats into, eh?

No lives of your own, just sticks to poke in the eyes of those who point
out the absurdity of your lives and politics.