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(JAXAshby) wrote in message ...
uh, huh. you don't have any tatoos, you never showed yourself to weight far
more than twice what your mother weighed, you never posted that you were
off-line for several days because your electricity was turned off, and you were
never ****ed to hear that hookers only get to have sex with men no other woman
wants.

sure.

I have already said that I did gain weight for a few years following
my pregnancy, but I certainly never weighed "twice what my mother
weighed" and even if I had... that discredits me how? And no, I don't
have any tattoos and never have. I have from time to time considered
getting a Celtic knot on my ankle but I've never done it. Yes, my
electricity was shut off but we got power back the same day. I have no
recollection of having a discussion about hookers with you--I don't
remember any specific threads, actually, I just remember the overall
attitude you displayed which infuriated absolutely everyone. Oh, and I
remember you saying that women referred to you as "all beefcake and a
boat" which amused us all mightily. (Are you sure they said "beefcake"
and not some more specific part of a cow's anatomy?) Frankly, if it
weren't for your apparent expert knowledge of hookers I'd think you
were a virgin, what with all the charm you possess.

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