On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:00:05 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:16:38 -0400, John H
wrote:

The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.

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All kidding aside, there have been studies showing that the multi-wife
culture may be at the root of the problem. It turns out that the
guys with the three wives are older and more affluent, leaving the
younger twenty somethings with slim pickings and little likelihood of
that changing anytime soon. They become the candidate pool for the
suicide bombers and low level terrorists since they have so little to
lose.

Let's send 'em some pretty goats.