On 9/6/11 7:16 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/6/11 7:09 PM, jps wrote:
On Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:05:23 -0400, X `
wrote:

On 9/6/11 5:30 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


Yeah, "your quick thinking" and a **** load of luck... Your story
rings of Harrytales where he managed to sneak a truck into an open
garage and a burgler was so stupid he stood right in the middle of the
flat wall so harry could gently nudge his pickup truck in enough to
pin a burgler in but not kill him..


What actually happened is quite a bit different than your fantasy
version of it, little boy.

The Freak doesn't believe anyone tells the truth.

Wonder how he came to be that way?

A. The garage was not open when I pulled into the driveway and hit the
garage opener button.

B. There was a strange car in the closed garage.

C. The burglar and his girlfriend were carrying out stuff out to their car.

D. When I opened the door, the burglar crossed the space between the
passenger side of his car and the driver's side of my truck. He was
brandishing the crowbar he used to pry open the front door of the house.

E. I pulled forward and pinned the burglar between the two bumpers, and
in the process fractured his leg.

F. It turned out he and his gal and another guy were running a huge
burglary ring in addition to being drug dealers. He had broken in to
more than 200 homes, if memory serves.

G. The burglar got a 20-year sentence.

LOL, you forget the part where you recommended the judge show leniency
when sentencing the poor burglar.

I can see the guy "brandishing" a crowbar, but was too stupid to jump on
your hood as you pulled forward.