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Default JPS: Bend over and let them rape you

On 9/6/11 7:05 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/6/11 5:30 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


Yeah, "your quick thinking" and a **** load of luck... Your story
rings of Harrytales where he managed to sneak a truck into an open
garage and a burgler was so stupid he stood right in the middle of the
flat wall so harry could gently nudge his pickup truck in enough to
pin a burgler in but not kill him..



What actually happened is quite a bit different than your fantasy
version of it, little boy.


You are right. You said you opened your car garage, saw the burglar,
moved the truck forward so you could pin his legs between your truck
bumper and the car bumper, so you could hold him there until the cops
arrived. That is one dumb burglar. Most would have jumped up on your
hood, or moved to either side, but your burglar was nice enough to let
you pin him down. You are one heroic guy.