On 23/07/2011 7:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*

Good one. If he needs a second fan he can aways use Bernanke.

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Obama, enslaving Americans with debt-tax slavery for a spending binge.
Doesn't even borrow real money, Bernanke just creates it like a
counterfeiter. .