On Jul 19, 9:40*am, John H wrote:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,
his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car
going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.

Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of
them!"

Go, and post this **** in " alt.myjokessuckasmuchasido "